Stavanger Norway May 12, 2018
Here we are viewing Pulpit Rock. Carol says she can see people. I can’t even see stick people. Pulpit Rock is a famous landmark in Norway. Each year millions of Lutherans and Catholics make a pilgrimage to the top holding hands singing Kumbaya. You have a better story let me know. This was the reason for our voyage on the fjord. Carol being very utilitarian about these things says it looks like a Pulpit. No more no less. I’m thinking there has to be a deeper meaning. Like: a Norwegian princess fell in love with a Viking warrior. For seven long years she climbed to the pinnacle of Pulpit Rock to declare her unrequited love...you finish the story. Ok, I’ll have a go at it. In the early days of Viking conquest a Norwegian princess named ilke fell in love with a Viking warrior named Valkerwoden. He along with his Viking brethren pillaged and plundered the village in which she lived. But, they didn’t do the other thing. Valkerwoden promised he would return from his entrepreneurial exploits and ask for her hand and the rest of her body parts in marriage. Every day for seven years Ilke climbed to the top of Pulpit Rock and declared her love for her Viking warrior. One day in the year before the year of our lord 1, standing on Pulpit Rock a Cistercian monk shattered her hopes and dreams. Valkerwoden was decapitated somewhere in England attempting to heist religious artifacts from a monastery. Nashing her teeth and emitting a bloodcurdling scream of anguish, she hurled herself off Pulpit Rock to the fjord below.
Onward to Eidfjord Norway.